Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
What school supply is always tired? A knapsack!
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James,where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and
the second goes “chew chew”!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!
20 October 2008
The Names of God - Forerunner
Forerunner Hebrews 6:20 (KJV) Whither the forerunner is for us entered, even Jesus, made an high priest for ever after the order of Melchisedec.
This meaningful name used of Christ it implies that He went in advance of His own to prepare a place for His people, so that when He returns for them they can be with Him according to His wish. This term is most fitting of Christ who goes before His people to prepare a way for them, to open up the gates of heaven by His atoning blood and priestly intercession.
Jesus, thank you for being that Forerunner who goes before us to prepare a way for us. For without you, I will not have a permanent dwelling place in heaven. A place, whereby I can experience complete peace and joy, and where there will be no sickness and suffering.
This meaningful name used of Christ it implies that He went in advance of His own to prepare a place for His people, so that when He returns for them they can be with Him according to His wish. This term is most fitting of Christ who goes before His people to prepare a way for them, to open up the gates of heaven by His atoning blood and priestly intercession.
Jesus, thank you for being that Forerunner who goes before us to prepare a way for us. For without you, I will not have a permanent dwelling place in heaven. A place, whereby I can experience complete peace and joy, and where there will be no sickness and suffering.
06 October 2008
The Names of God - Faithful Witness
Faithful Witness Revelation 1:5a And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, the firstborn from the dead, and the ruler of the kings of the earth.
A faithful witness is one who provides evidence or proof from having known or actually seen something. In the Greek, the word witness is “martyr” – one that gives testimony to the truth at the expense of life. Such are evident in the life and ministry of our Lord.
Jesus, you are the only One who has seen and known God, and with such a qualification you must be listened to as you speaks about the Father. Like you, I want to be a true witness speaking of the things which I have seen and heard. May I never fail to boldly declare by word and deed, the truth received from you.
A faithful witness is one who provides evidence or proof from having known or actually seen something. In the Greek, the word witness is “martyr” – one that gives testimony to the truth at the expense of life. Such are evident in the life and ministry of our Lord.
Jesus, you are the only One who has seen and known God, and with such a qualification you must be listened to as you speaks about the Father. Like you, I want to be a true witness speaking of the things which I have seen and heard. May I never fail to boldly declare by word and deed, the truth received from you.
04 October 2008
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