Jokes

Enjoy these jokes by Johanna L.


The Loan Shark

"Can you lend me $1000?"
"I only have $800."
"That's alright, you can owe me the other $200."


Watch The Worm

Two girls were having their packed lunch in the schoolyard. One had an apple and the other said, " Watch out for worms won't you!"
The first one replied,"Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."



The Pig Lost

Three boys were having a competition to see who could stay in the pig sty and bear with the smell the longest. The first boy went in. The other two boys counted outside. In 3 minutes, the boy ran out. The second proceeded into the pig sty. This time, he stayed in there for 15 minutes before dashing out. Finally, the third boy went in. 1...2...3... and all the pigs ran out! The boy hadn't taken a bath for days!