Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible".
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible".


Judge to defendant: "Aren't you ashamed, coming here for the third time?
Defendant: "Well, you come every day".


A teacher was testing the young student's intelligence. "When is your birthday dear?" asked the teacher to his six-year old. "22nd February", said the child. "What year my dear?", asked the teacher.

"Every year", said the child with a smile.


Sunny: "My mom took me to the cemetery last Sunday".
Sonia: "Oh! anyone dead?"
Sunny: "Yes, all of them"


Question: "When can 60 people stand under an umbrella without getting wet?"
Answer: "When it isn't raining".


Raju: "How many sides does a circle have?"
Ravi : "A circle does not have any side".
Raju: "Yes, it does, the inside and the outside".


Question: "Why are doctors and lawyers never perfect?"
Answer: "Because they are always practising".