Mummy Ate It!

For weeks, John a six year old kept telling his teacher that he is expecting a baby brother or sister soon.

One day, the mother allowed John to feel the movements of the unborn child. John was not impressed and did not say anything. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister.

One day, the teacher sat John on her lap and said, "John, has your baby brother or sister arrives?"

John burst into tears and cried, "I think Mummy ate it!"