08 September 2008

Wake Up Son. Time For School

One early morning, mother went to wake up her son.
"Get up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"Mom! I don't want to go."
"Give me 2 good reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, one - the children hate me and second, the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's not good reasons not to go to school. Go and get ready."

"Mum, give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 42 years old and second, you're the principal!"

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