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12 November 2008
20 October 2008
School Jokes for Kids
Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
What school supply is always tired? A knapsack!
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James,where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and
the second goes “chew chew”!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!
She couldn’t control her pupils!
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
What school supply is always tired? A knapsack!
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James,where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and
the second goes “chew chew”!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!
The Names of God - Forerunner
Forerunner Hebrews 6:20 (KJV) Whither the forerunner is for us entered, even Jesus, made an high priest for ever after the order of Melchisedec.
This meaningful name used of Christ it implies that He went in advance of His own to prepare a place for His people, so that when He returns for them they can be with Him according to His wish. This term is most fitting of Christ who goes before His people to prepare a way for them, to open up the gates of heaven by His atoning blood and priestly intercession.
Jesus, thank you for being that Forerunner who goes before us to prepare a way for us. For without you, I will not have a permanent dwelling place in heaven. A place, whereby I can experience complete peace and joy, and where there will be no sickness and suffering.
This meaningful name used of Christ it implies that He went in advance of His own to prepare a place for His people, so that when He returns for them they can be with Him according to His wish. This term is most fitting of Christ who goes before His people to prepare a way for them, to open up the gates of heaven by His atoning blood and priestly intercession.
Jesus, thank you for being that Forerunner who goes before us to prepare a way for us. For without you, I will not have a permanent dwelling place in heaven. A place, whereby I can experience complete peace and joy, and where there will be no sickness and suffering.
06 October 2008
The Names of God - Faithful Witness
Faithful Witness Revelation 1:5a And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, the firstborn from the dead, and the ruler of the kings of the earth.
A faithful witness is one who provides evidence or proof from having known or actually seen something. In the Greek, the word witness is “martyr” – one that gives testimony to the truth at the expense of life. Such are evident in the life and ministry of our Lord.
Jesus, you are the only One who has seen and known God, and with such a qualification you must be listened to as you speaks about the Father. Like you, I want to be a true witness speaking of the things which I have seen and heard. May I never fail to boldly declare by word and deed, the truth received from you.
A faithful witness is one who provides evidence or proof from having known or actually seen something. In the Greek, the word witness is “martyr” – one that gives testimony to the truth at the expense of life. Such are evident in the life and ministry of our Lord.
Jesus, you are the only One who has seen and known God, and with such a qualification you must be listened to as you speaks about the Father. Like you, I want to be a true witness speaking of the things which I have seen and heard. May I never fail to boldly declare by word and deed, the truth received from you.
04 October 2008
29 September 2008
The Names of God - Everlasting Father
Everlasting Father
Isaiah 9:6 For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
Christ was certainly, The Father of His Country, for while on earth He declared that He came from heaven where He had been through the eternal past. For Him, whose Fatherland was the universe, and whose age is eternity, the glory is that He is the Christ of all ages. The mystery our finite minds cannot understand is that although the Everlasting Father, He became a child.
God, your word here tells me that Jesus is the Everlasting Father. To my human mind, it is hard for me to understand this. But since you say it is, I accept it because you are a God of truth. All earthly fathers will leave the world after reaching their allocated span, but you, the Everlasting Father will never die. For you live forever to bless your people with fatherly love and provision.
Isaiah 9:6 For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.
Christ was certainly, The Father of His Country, for while on earth He declared that He came from heaven where He had been through the eternal past. For Him, whose Fatherland was the universe, and whose age is eternity, the glory is that He is the Christ of all ages. The mystery our finite minds cannot understand is that although the Everlasting Father, He became a child.
God, your word here tells me that Jesus is the Everlasting Father. To my human mind, it is hard for me to understand this. But since you say it is, I accept it because you are a God of truth. All earthly fathers will leave the world after reaching their allocated span, but you, the Everlasting Father will never die. For you live forever to bless your people with fatherly love and provision.
Great Work Lord
Hi Lord,
Thank you for the fine weather. We will show you some pictures later. It was good to see so many children enjoy themselves on KIDS.Carnival.
Thanks Lord for giving us a great time.
Amen.
Thank you for the fine weather. We will show you some pictures later. It was good to see so many children enjoy themselves on KIDS.Carnival.
Thanks Lord for giving us a great time.
Amen.
27 September 2008
23 September 2008
Let The Children Play
Dear Lord, please give us good weather this Saturday so that all the children can enjoy the games the teachers had planned for KIDS.Day Carnival.
Amen.
Amen.
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Aaron Johanna Miranda Leo Sandra Justin Amaryllis Paulus Philus Yu Hui Isaac Gabriel Kua Brilliant Bryan Wong Crayenne Valerie Bryan Chiang Charis Elza Sou Ming Sou Chin Samuel Samantha Jonathan Fiorina Clara Daniel Jireh Joshua Shawn Gloria Gladys Gabriel Teo Kiara Lucas Clement Serene Xena Faith Grace Lim Chirin Kerby Amanda Janan Ernest Lian Eugene Don Roy Ray Benjamin Grace Chew Shermaine Joy Sanson Ong Yu Herng Jamie Ashna Javier Marcus Michelle Valentin Damian L'Kesh Nasir Brendan Ewan Su Yi Kai Wen Kai Yi Jessica Patricia Rebekah Nicole Ernest Tay Rachel Coe Enver Joyce Bryan Lim Sean Yee Minn Yi Jie Disney Tristan Javis Janice Jana Nicholas
Can you find your name here? Are you one of them?
Can you find your name here? Are you one of them?
The Names of God - Desire of All Nations
Desire of All Nations
Haggai 2:7 (KJV) And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the LORD of hosts.
The word desire can be given as “hope,” Jeremiah describes Jehovah as “The Hope of Israel” (14:8; 17:13). Christ is not only the Desire or Hope of all nations, He is the Hope of His redeemed Church. Paul describes the Rapture of the Church at Christ’s return as “the Blessed Hope” (Titus 2:13).
Jesus, though nations do not presently desire you, yet you are the only One who can satisfy the yearning desires within the heart of man. There will come a time when you will shake all nations and then you alone will usher in world peace. For without you, there will be no peace in this world.
Haggai 2:7 (KJV) And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the LORD of hosts.
The word desire can be given as “hope,” Jeremiah describes Jehovah as “The Hope of Israel” (14:8; 17:13). Christ is not only the Desire or Hope of all nations, He is the Hope of His redeemed Church. Paul describes the Rapture of the Church at Christ’s return as “the Blessed Hope” (Titus 2:13).
Jesus, though nations do not presently desire you, yet you are the only One who can satisfy the yearning desires within the heart of man. There will come a time when you will shake all nations and then you alone will usher in world peace. For without you, there will be no peace in this world.
22 September 2008
KIDS.Talk 22 September 2008
Hey Guys!
Go check out KIDS.Talk for the latest on last Sunday's lesson of LOVE/FRIENDSHIP and the upcoming KIDS. DAY Event this Saturday!
Love,
The KTCrew(:
17 September 2008
AMAZING!
HEY GUYS!!!
HAVE YOU HEARED?!
A TOTAL OF 87 KIDS ARE GOING TO OUR ANNUAL KIDS DAY CARNIVAL!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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The Names of God - Deliverer
Deliverer
Romans 11:26 And so all Israel will be saved, as it is written: The deliverer will come from Zion; he will turn godlessness away from Jacob.
Deliverer proclaims Jesus Christ to be One who rescues us from sin and destruction and preserves from such. It also reminds us of the threefold deliverance secured for is – past, present, and future (2 Corinthians 1:10).
Lord Jesus, I thank you that you are my Deliverer. You have delivered me from the guilt of my sin that separated me from God. You have delivered me also from the power and dominion of sin. In you there is no condemnation, therefore I can always come boldly to your throne of grace with my requests and needs.
Romans 11:26 And so all Israel will be saved, as it is written: The deliverer will come from Zion; he will turn godlessness away from Jacob.
Deliverer proclaims Jesus Christ to be One who rescues us from sin and destruction and preserves from such. It also reminds us of the threefold deliverance secured for is – past, present, and future (2 Corinthians 1:10).
Lord Jesus, I thank you that you are my Deliverer. You have delivered me from the guilt of my sin that separated me from God. You have delivered me also from the power and dominion of sin. In you there is no condemnation, therefore I can always come boldly to your throne of grace with my requests and needs.
16 September 2008
KIDS.Talk 16 September 2008
Hey Guys!
Love,
The KTCrew(:
Go check out KIDS.Talk for the latest on last Sunday's lesson and other fantastic events to come!
Love,
The KTCrew(:
15 September 2008
Mummy Ate It!
For weeks, John a six year old kept telling his teacher that he is expecting a baby brother or sister soon.
One day, the mother allowed John to feel the movements of the unborn child. John was not impressed and did not say anything. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister.
One day, the teacher sat John on her lap and said, "John, has your baby brother or sister arrives?"
John burst into tears and cried, "I think Mummy ate it!"
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